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Inspired by Mischa Barton’s return to headlines.

An OC reunion show where Marissa comes back from the dead and Ryan has to help her acclimate to her new life as a zombie. He calls up Seth and Summer for help and at first they’re hesitant to leave their eight perfect cats, but decide that Marissa Cooper is worth the trouble. Meanwhile, Coop falls into a hard depression because she took a bite out of her ex-boyfriend Luke, and starts using drugs and alcohol to cope, giving poor Ryan flashbacks of his terrible childhood in Chino. They break up make up break up. Seth and Summer are in Newport for approximately two days before they realize that they are Ivy League educated adults and have no time for zombies. The cats rejoice upon their return.


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